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Sunday, June 29, 2003
Well I had a nice big update...and blogger fucked things up. So of course I lost it...and I even copied and pasted...but for some reason blogger won't let me paste it. Fuck I am so mad.....I am going to try to do it once more....
So last week was my three day drinking binge. My liver is officially on the endangered species list....
Day1
Thursday night I attended Erin's going away party. She is a girl I used to work with...I actually took her full-time position and she took my part-time one. It was at the hose, and after a few beers and goodbyes, I headed over to Jody's house. I met up there with Jody and Tasha. After saying to myself "I will hang out here for like an hour, go home and be ok for work" I didn't get home till 3am. Anyone who knows me, knows how much I love staying up late on weeknights. Anyhoo, we headed out to the Crazy Cactus...a little dumpy bar in the middle of a residential area. After a quick beer there, we headed over to the classy joint known as Stan's Place. Anyone from Saskatoon knows just how nice Stan's Place is! It actualy was not as bad as I thought it would be, very country, but I will always have a little place in my heart for the Coachman...sorry Stan's Place. I got home and went to sleep, and woke up for work....feeling quite decent, which is quite scary!
Day2
Friday was a slow day at work, and finally the evening rolled around. It was the night of Vancer's birthday party! Clayton, Vance, Dawn, Dallas, Tyler and myself headed off to the Scuz. A lot of good times were had. Vancer and I got wasted nice and good! I also saw Sweet Stacey Crump, Jillbo and her gang. It is always nice to see the sexy ladies at the bar! I mean, I know they will never want to ride the Stevie P express, but it is nice to been seen with such attractive people! Makes me think I am going to get laid at least......oi I am pathetic :) We headed back over to Clayton's house around 1am, and for some reason I got some pubes trimmed! Crazy times I tell ya! After that I proceeded to puke twice, and passout on the couch watching Inspector Gadget 2. I woke up early, stumbled home and slept till 4pm, getting ready for the big hottub party....
Day3
Saturday night was the hottub party. This party was a chance for all the wedding party to finally meet. Only two people did not show up, so the turnout was excellent! The night started off a little slow, but once Travis removed all the ladies tops, things started happening! So everyone is sitting there, telling the other to remove ALL clothing. Everyone is being a bit shy, so I took the ball and decided to strut my stuff (shudder) So the nude glory began, I removed all my clothing, proceed to stand up turn a full circle and sit back down. Within 10 minutes EVERYONE was completely naked. Now the party was starting!!!! Lots of nude running around! One instance consisted of me running into neighbours yards, picking flowers and bringing them back to all the females in the tub...while int he nude, junk lfying and all!! Another instance was when Travis, Clayton and myself decided to go for a "jog" down the street. As we got on the road, a kid on a bike rode by and laughed at us. Travis then decided to calling him a "fucking homo" where the kid responded by saying "Ya ok, I am the homo, coming from three naked dudes on the street, two of which are taking a whiz beside each other!!" (Clayton and I in the meantime decided to take pisses) Travis, having nothing to say decided to run after the guy and try to kick his ass!! :) Sasko then decided to join up with us. He was originally in the wedding party, but had to opt out due to his overseas adventures. Around 3am people started leaving the tub, leaving Sasko, Amy, nicole and Myself in the hottub. Around 7am I finally got out of the tub, my left hand was numb and SUPER puffy!!!! 30+ Pilsner later, I got home around 8am....of course while I was gone, the most fucked up thing happened. Bryce+Nicole=Hump City!!!!!! Anyone who knows these two kids.....oi...I still don't have words for it.....Bryce honestly is leaving Saskatoon with a bang (literally)......Wow! There are a few pics of the nights events and I have been waiting for them FOREVER, hoping to make a collage to give the wedding party!!!but A CERTAIN SOMEONE IS AVOIDING GIVING THEM TO ME!!!!! so it will probably never happen *sniffle*
Sunday rolled around, and I decided to take it easy for the day...my poor body...stupid Steven....
The week at work was pretty uneventful...Shelly was being kind of a snot to me all week for some strange reason. Sometimes working with all women can be frustrating. I cannot read minds, and when I don't it is chalked up to me being a "stupid man" ugh...I respect them, they can respect me...I don't give them hard time when they go into Ultra Bitch mode.....stupid people! :)
So Friday night came, and I got to hang out with my lizzadies Tasha and Jody once more!! Anybody who knows me, knows I have been interested in Tasha for a looooong time. She is hard to read though....one day she "loves" me, then I don't hear from her for a week. Anyhoo I arrived at Jody's house and spent 2 1/2 hours watching them get ready!! UGh :) After they were done we finally headed out......to Jaz!!!! SHEESH! What is with me hitting up all the "hot spots" in town lately!!! I actually had a good time there, and we stayed till close! Afterwards Sasko phoned my cell, and we met up with him at a house party. We stayed there until around 4 am, and headed back to Jody's. We dropped off Young Sasko. We got back to Jody's around 5am...I needed to catch a few winks, because I had a hair appointment at 10:30am.....and of course that never happened. To say the least...yes I kissed a certain girl, ON THE MOUTH AND MORE THAN ONCE!! :)...man I feel like I am in Grade 8 again.....ahhh two drunk people....so much fun! No Darren, no boning involved!! :) I got home around 9:30am, showered and went and got my haircut. After that I had to stop into work quickly. After that I headed over to mom and dad's hoping to snatch the car to go to Barb's Canada Day party at Regina Beach....I had to cancel my ride up with Clayton, and I did not know about my truck. Well I accidently fell asleep and around 2:30 woke up and hauled ass in my truck to Regina Beach. I showed up around 5ish. Drinking of the Pilsner commenced. Vancer and I were putting a nice dent in our packs :) The rest of the night consisted of Busby-macking and Vancer and I doing 15 Jello shooters in a row! After that I took one more Jello shooter, and it was HORRIBLE! I slipped off to the bushes and barfed....SSSSSSHHHHHH DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!! ;) I vowed no more jello shooters for the night.....an hour later I had about 11 more :) Around 2am we headed off to bed, and after a quick "rock shower" courtesy of Dallas and Clayton, I passed out! Thanx Barb once again for use of your tent!!!!!! We woke up and after a quick bite, went our seperate ways. My truck is a gas guzzling slut....2 tanks of gas....fuck....Stupid!!! I went to Mom and Dad's for yummy steak, and now I am updating for the SECOND time...(grumble)
Oi.....that is enough of my "drinking" log here....I won't deny the fact I have been going out ALOT as of late......it will simmer down once Sasko and the boys leave.....but it also lets me avoid thinking about all the sad things in my life!! :) I think after July is done, I will take a bit of a hiatus on the "drinking"....pfffft, ya right I am a Prediger....
Bruce, how can The Steve survive!?!! :) I need a few of those goomlocks (i think that's what you call them!) to set me straight!
Next week is Travis's stag.....July 5th! COME ONE COME ALL!
I MISS YOU DARREN BTW!!! YOU CRAZY HO!!!
Slurry P
11:14:31 PM
Friday, June 27, 2003
ACK! Blogger has done a bit of redesigning! Oh well :)
I am going to do a bigger update soon.....it regards naked hottubbing, 3 day drinking binges, and ummmm Bryce humping Nicole..... :) I haven't forgot about my little space on the web! Sasko is holding back on me!
7:19:09 PM
Sunday, June 15, 2003
Dancing like a mofo! Hey kids, things are pretty much back to normal now. Holidays are becoming a fading memory. Now it is time to focus on the summer, and weddings. I have been invited to a total of 4 weddings this summer. 3 of these weddings are on the same freaking day. I can only attend 2 :( Eli's wedding is the first one on July 12th, and it looks like it is going to be a gooder. It is so nice to see two people happy together. The other 3 are on July 26th. Shannon and Travis are the crew I selected to see :) (the fact I am the best man does NOT play a role AT ALL) I regrettably have to miss Christine's and Jophy's. Jophy is getting married overseas in beautiful England, and I am really choked I have to miss it. Of course sweet Christine.....I cannot say much about this girl, except that I was about 5 years too late :) Ryan also hates my guts ;) So that's is the wedding "story" (ha ha). If anyone has any good stag party ideas i INSIST THAT YOU EMAIL ME or if you just want to say hello to me, and tell me how much my site sucks, go right ahead and do that also....
So Friday night I went out to Earls to say Happy Birthday to Kent. It was rather EXPENSIVE, but good times. Afterwards I headed over to Winstons to hook up with da boyz. It was nice to see everyone as usual, met some new people, and Brian once again showed off his pimping ways. Got good and ripped.....headed over to Sasko's, found my boxers, saw some granary hoochies...then got home. I woke up at 10am, and felt really good, so either I was still drunk or my body has grown accustomed to da boo. I headed out to Blackstrap with Clayton and the gang. It was a little windy, but the boat was taken out. I am terrified of water so after my knuckles stopped turning white we headed over to the beach and caught some rays. WE left Blackstrap and I came home for awhile. Headed back out in the evening to meet some of Dawn's friends. They were a lot of fun, and were in this REALLY cool spot by the river. Vancer drove me home and I headed off to bed shortly after...I was super tired. All in all a terrific weekend!!
Tonight Connor and I went and got some yummy Ice Cream. There was this little kid there who obviously was a little retarded. I felt sorry for him until he asked me if I had a baby in there (while pointing at my stomach) *sigh* I guess it is REALLY time to get skinny....maybe I could be like Brian then....hehehehehe
Next week we got Vancer's b-day shindig....I insist that everyone attend.
Tonight is the last PPV at Sasko's........a sad day indeed.....
Steven "Ultimate Warrior" P
8:49:11 PM
Monday, June 09, 2003
Well holidays are pretty much over. I start work once again tomorrow, blech. To say the least these past two weeks have been super productive! As you all know I went to BC for the first part of my trip. It was difficult saying goodbye to Darren. I stumbled on my words when him and I hugged each other goodbye, something I have not done for quite awhile. Even though he is only 16 hours away, the fact of the matter is that he is not here. The trip home was a lonely one. I think once I get settled back into a normal routine, I will miss him even more.
The trip home was pretty uneventful. From Chilliwack to Calgary it took me 9 1/2 hours. It went by EXTREMELY quickly, which is always a good thing. I hit Calgary and paid a quick visit to good old Miss Winkler. I then proceeded to take a "nap" on her couch, which we discovered was full of mouse shit. It did not bother me. I got up around 8am, dropped Erin off at work, and headed back to Saskatoon. It was a LONG drive. I have never really enjoyed the drive to Calgary. I eventually got home, and was quite drained. I did some running around, and thought about crashing to bed around 9. Those plans quickly changed, for it was James Mackays birthday. I said to myself, I will go out for a few beer and come home. Well to say the least I got home at 5am, and had more than a few beer. Thursday came around and I said to myself, "self you are going to take it easy today", of course I had lied once again and went out to the Scuz with da boyz. I once again got drunk, and came home late. Friday rolled in and this was the day I was going to my ball tourny in Edmonton. I got all packed up and went. I must say I had a SUPER awesome time in Edmonton. I was not looking foward to this tournament at all, considering I had just spent over a week away from home. I am totally glad I went. I was the only person in the whole campground (which consisted of 9 other teams) drinking Pilsner. It was quite hilarious. I got a rep after destroying a pallet in a drunken rage (we needed firewood). The other teams all knew me as Steve-o Palletgod after that, and it was quite funny when people I had never met were coming up to me and shaking my hand. Wether they were mocking me, or just having fun I had a good time. We were undefeated up to the final. We had mercied every team we had played. Then we of course choked, and got our asses handed to us in the final. No back to back win this year. I had so much fun at the Cabaret on Saturday there also. Everybody had an awesome time, and now I have a wicked sunburn on my face...I look like a burnt Santa Claus, good times. I got to drive home in a sweet Minivan with a DVD player, QUICKEST TRIP EVER!!! Watching movies on the road rules!!! I also owe Cyn and Brucie a lot of thanks!!!!!! These two people are very special to me, and watched my back all weekend. Thanx guys, you rule. On one sad note I missed the Tron party this year, which sounded to be a gooder. I am sick of playing ball and have to do it once more tonight. Ugh....oh well...this week is a write-off....I am tired...and now will be miserable for the next little while. I think I will be a bad lush this next little while, trying to cope with all these changes.....I always told Darren he kept me sane....
Psycho P
6:49:39 PM
Monday, June 02, 2003
Good gawd!!! My ears are still ringing from Ozzy. The concert fucking rocked. I cannot say more than that. The floor was the most intense scene I have ever been in. The people moved liked a tidal wave. Pushing, moshing, everything.....I even groped me some stranger boobies! The women were so INCREDIBLY HOT!!!! SOOOOOO HOT.....man it was just awesome. The first band was called Voivod, and they were alright. Very 80's rockerish. After that Finger 11 came on, and they were MUCH better then Voivod. They seemed a little out of place for an Ozzy concert. I felt bad for them half way through because everybody was chanting "Ozzy Ozzy". Then the Prince of Darkness came out. Fuck the place went apeshit. Gm Place BLEW UP. I was blown away by the sheer power of 20,000 plus people chanting Ozzy. Incredible. Half the time during his show I was pushing other people around trying to get up to the rail. Near the end we were within spitting distance of Ozzy himself. He is old, frail, but knows how to "rock". I had a fanfuckingtastic time. I highly recommend it to any who enjoys any type of hard rock. OZZY RULES!!!
So tomorrow I start the long trek back to Saskatoon. I still have not gotten a hold of Miss Winkler, so I hope I do within the next little while, because I need somewhere to freaking stay!!!! :) It is about a 12 hour trip from Chilliwack to Calgary, and I plan to leave at about 9-10am tomorrow morn. I have to say goodbye to my little man-whore for awhile, but as I stated earlier distance has NOT been a factor, so it better damn well not be now!!! Darren's whole family has been SOOOO accomidating to me since I have arrived. I cannot stress my thanks enough (if I do I get slapped in the mouth). This has been by far the best trip to BC I have had. It will be sad to leave. To be honest though, it still feels like Darren is coming home with me...by the time I hit the Toll gate, I think maybe it'll start to sink in. I do have some serious adjusting to make....maybe I can hang out with young Sasko once or twice :P Well I am going to watch Mark get drunk now, so I will sign off, next post will be when I am at home explaining the wonderful trip I had coming back. Time to focus on my weight, become skinny and hump girls. Sounds like a Bastard Machine lyric.....hehheh
Dozzy Millsbourne
7:05:14 PM
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