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Thursday, May 27, 2004
Well May long has come and gone....and I must say it was one of the best May Longs for me.....why you ask? I don't really know, the turnout was the smallest ever....and for once we weren't the bratty 16 year olds...
Well Friday came, and after leaving work a lil early, I packed up my shit (which consisted mostly of pants and long sleeve shirts), got James Mackay and we were off. On the way there James asked if we could pick up Ryan Hawkins...and we did....so us 3 came out. We arrived....and everyone was already there (Clayton, Dawn, Vance, Fred, Dallas..) shortly after we arrived, Paula and Stephi showed up also which was pretty sweet. So the drinking commenced.....before that thought I bundled up.....3 pairs of socks, PJ pants, Jeans, 2 pair of gotchies, 4 long sleeve shirts and 2 bunnyhugs.....I looked like a fucking tank....not the good kind either. We all hung out, the COs came by only ONCE.....and didn't even harass us....them seemed more interested in Clayton's car.....a sign that as a group we are getting older. Drinking commenced....a night came we started to wander around the other sites. We met our neighbours, and they turned out to be some kickass folks. Shauna, Brian and Kara....(all I can remember) we're a lil older than us, but were pretty awesome. We got some wood, and this is where I got my first glimpse of "west side abe" ...all he was at this point was some young black kid yelling about someone stealing his liqour as we drove by...later we actually met WSA, and he was still black, and still ranting about someone stealing his booze. I don't think WSA realized nobody stole it, but he drank ALL OF IT...(polar ice) he was DRUNK....WOW! and he almost called me nigga....but stopped at ni....i was crushed....but eventually he called me nigga....nothing more satisfying than a black kid calling the fat white kid "nigga"...makes one remember their roots....we walked around some more....then came back to the site.....and Dallas, Clayton, Paula, myself, James and Stephi slept in the tent.....and I never got cold ONCE!....the ground sucked to sleep on....but no cold...which was nice (consider I had a nice cold already....sleepytime....Puala and Steph wussed out early....lots of log chopping and car horns woke us early...
....the morning came...and after some nature trails...I drove James and Ryan back into the city....Clayton came with....and I brought back the PONTIAC....making it's triumphant return to Pike.....it made it with no problems....which was nice..I was a bit worried...we doddled a bit....and the night time came....before this....some of the teeny boppers moved in around us....and it was great to see.....we just laughed it off (except Fred...she didn't like anything) the kids came over and asked "Where are your parentals?" and Vance said "we are the parentals"...classic....more on them later....Saturday was more mellow for the group...Paula and Steph had left....James actually came back, but later....and ryan was gone (good, cuz he ate all my food without asking!! fucking mooch) The COs were harassing the kids most of the night....and before that we saw some fucking black kid....fucking drunk as hell...get brought into the kids site....and he was fucking rapping like DMX, or I should say TRYING....if you said Hello to this guy he would jump up and dance and start rapping about it.....fucking HILARIOUS....he could barely stand....and THEN...he talked about his "daughter and son" and then "FBI..LET ME GO" he SCREAMED that FBI line at the sky for like 2 minutes...and then RAN OFF into the bush into another site....fucking classic....this was like at 8:30pm....we never saw him again...last we heard he was cuffed and hauled off in a cop car, foaming at the mouth...whatevs....stupid FBI....
One site next to us, had a bunch of guys....and some black dude (BTW EVERY BLACK DUDE IN S'TOON MUST HAVE BEEN AT PIKE) came over and was all like "What's up muthafuckas" and they all hugged and stuff....so we thought "ok they know each other"...well I guess they didn't...the black guy was drunk as hell...and I guess puked inside these dudes tent...and took off.....the dudes then started fighting with EACH OTHER...about leaving...some wanted to stay...some didn't...cuz of the tent-barf...they eventually left......the site over...with the stupid, sweet tight 16 year olds.....had some excitement....(during the dude fight I pulled up a lawn chair with my 40 of Wisers and can of Diet Coke, and watched)....the COs were kicking these kids out left right and center.....and this ONE girl...fucking priceless...wouldn't relent...she just wanted to sleep...and kept yelling at them (obviously drunk) and just wouldn't SHUTUP....some classic lines here "You can't arrest me, I already have a record" and "GO ahead call my parents, they'll tell you I'm not drunk"....after like 40 mins of yelling back and forth...the COs CUFFED HER and dragged her out of the tent......she kicked and screamed.....we all just sat there and LAUGHED out loud at this fucking kids....one guy sat cross legged in the middle of the site and didn't move or talk....priceless...
To backtrack a lil....we went wandering again...and we found this kickass site in overflow....they had been drinking already....and so had we...so when we met up it was like we were best friends already.....Ryan is all I can remember...and the twin girls......anyhoo, they had this half burnt, plastic firemans hat....and they poured beer in it for me, and made me chug it....the rule was that the INSTANT i stopped chugging I put the hat on...no matter what was inside.....thinking I could be a hotshot...I chug...thinking I am done, slam the hat on my head...WHOOSH...I had some beer left let's just say.....anyhoo one of them did it and did it WELL I might add....so I wanted to try again....I did WAAAAY better this time.....thank god...I reeked...we harassed another site quickly...and the COs came and told us to get back to our site...and we did.....later on we heard some fighting going on in the distance...around the overflow....Clayton and I wandered over there to see what was going on...I ran into this 4foot Chinese midget....his girlfriend introduced herself to me...Melissa...and this fucking 4ft steps up in front of me...like I was moving in on his women...I started laughing and I said "dude, you seriously think I'm disrespecting you and your woman? I have my wedding band back in my car, and my two kids back at home..so don't make me laugh" he backed off....but had to to tell me he beat up 100 guys last year..HA...this fucking lil shit needed an asskicking right there...but whatevs....Anyhoo Clayton and I keep walking...and come to a group a people all panicked....well I guess one of them was "attacked" and had got punched in the face...and rumor had it that another chick was bottles, a dude had a bat broken over his neck, and someone got ran over by a van....so I'm like "umm ok.." so i think, let's go check out our friends we met earlier...we go to their site...it's empty...we walk over the next site...and I ask what happened?? THey proceeded to tell me there was a brawl between our new friends...and another site...and one of them got smoked with some firewood and hit the BBQ....so I ran over there....and Ryan, super nice guy that made me chug his beer....was lying there...his hands full of blood...and the back of his head likewise...the guy was so cool about it...he looks up at me and goes "BIG STEVE! THAT YOU?!?!? MY HEAD HURTS!" and I laughed....his friends weren't doing the same though...they were pretty worried...some crying and stuff....the volunteer EMT's showed up...and we all waited for the Ambulance...I got right into the mess of things....which I shouldn't have (sorry Clayton) I thought trying to console everyone was a "good" idea at the time....oh well....another dude stumbled over with his eye swollen shut, bloody chicklets, and a huge fat lip....he got jumped by this one group also....said group was long gone...one of them hit a tree though, leaving their taillight....Ryan got loaded up...and he'll be fine.....Clayton and I figured only a few stitches....we wandered back...shared our story....and as James and I were walking back...one of the "kids" came up to him and I and flashed us her boobies....ahhhh firm 16 year old boobs....yum........we went and chatted over with Shauna, Brian and Kara for a bit....then came back...James left...I was drunk...Clayton, Dallas and I sat around the fire....CLayton wanted to see some boobies also...then said boob chick came and sat with us....she was "begging" for a smoke...and I kept saying NO we don't have any...hoping she might offer SOMETHING...but Dallas cracked and gave her one....anyway this chick talked....she was from Bosnia....and loved Coke and fucking (and I ain't talking about Coca-Cola)...she was on something....anyways she went back to her site...and he headed for bed....not before I sat there and said VERY LOUD>..that I had some premium coke with me...and all she had to do was ask for it...hoping to hear a reaction from her...after some talking (thanx Clayton and Dallas for playing along) we heard her say to one of her friends "I think that dude can hook me up..."...I laughed...and we went to sleep...
All in all Pike was fucking awesome...the weather turned out real good...and the kids were plenty of entertainment....Shauna and co. were cool....we'll probably be hearing from them sometime soon..I hope!
So that was May Long.....I know I forgot some bits and pieces...but it was just a good trip all around...I went to bed SUnday night at 5:30pm...and didn't wake up until 11am Monday....WOW!....
Anyhoo....there ya go folks...
Alreadyatseven P
11:34:44 PM
Thursday, May 20, 2004
Wow.....11 days.....I dunno what to say...
So this weekend Jeff and I got ourselves into a sticky situation....more or less we got forced into a car with two natives....and they were driving us to who knows where....I ran away, called James and Sasko for help...hid under some stairs in an alley behind Idywyld...I owe James and Bryce bigtime, thanx again guys....Saturday was a Lobster dinner...which was actually pretty damn good....messy, but good....then I stopped by Matts after....and spent the evening there..........
That was it for my weekend....
Now as of late with what little posting I have done, they seem to be getting weaker and weaker....I don't know why....I'm at a stage in my life where I really don't know what to think. It seems as if each day goes by a lil faster, and a lil blurrier....is it cuz I've been drinking too much? maybe....is it because I find myself in a place right now where I don't care what happens to me? maybe.....who knows....it's so hard to say....but this little spot on the web has been suffering from whatever my problem is....I really want to do quality posts on what I've been doing with my life....like a journal everyone can read....I've avoided the content thing and tried to focus mainly on what happens to me in my life (Mr. Ego) and I find that lately if I don't care about what happens to me, why would anyone else?? Anyhoo, I am pretty sure it is just a phase for me....and it'll pass....but until then this site is probably going to be on a little hiatus....just for a short time, until I get some stuff sorted out....until then kids, keep checking...who knows when this hiatus will stop....sooner than later I'm thinking...
Sorry folks....well all 5.3 of you that still read my garbage :)
Shout out to Soul_D Online
Enough boohooing from this bitch....I'm outta here
Steven
9:28:06 PM
Sunday, May 09, 2004
Looks like Bloggers switched things around again! Pretty easy interface...
So what's new? Well I apologize to all involved for smashing the server good.....I hate hammers and booze....it makes me angry...
So I've probably missed a few things to report on here....so i'll start off with this weekend....lemme see here
Friday night, was METALLICA......Clayton and I had been talking since January about going....we thought maybe we could drive out to Calgary for it....but then found out it was coming to S'toon, so we tried to get tickets, no dice! So on thursday a girl at work tells me she knows a guy who is selling two tickets to the show....55 bucks a ticket later...I was going to the show....AND WHAT A FUCKING SHOW IT WAS.....a lot of people give Metallica a rough time these days, calling them sell-outs etc etc....but after seeing this show I don't care what people say....they played awesome...loud and everything...and they played Master of Puppets and One....two of my fav tunes....of course I bought a shirt also....there was this older guy sitting next to me named Todd...about 45...mullet and 5 teeth....total old metalhead....anyhoo he asked me to walk him to the beer line and walk him back...and he'd buy me two beer...so I did...it was funny because two beer cost 11 bucks!!! Holy Shit.........Godsmack opened for them...and I got to hear Voodoo....which was also pretty sweet...(snake biting my veins action) ..Clayton and I did the park and ride deal....2 bucks to Sask Place, 2 bucks back...and it was good...the bus ride home was fun....and Clayton and I saw this chick with probably the biggest nipples I have ever seen. After the show we met up with Dallas and Cayley....Dallas has busted out the old Camaro once more....took a quick jaunt around in that listening to Clayton's fav band, Limp Bizkit. Shortly after a brand new BMW Z4 ripped by us...it was Dave Falloon....he took me for a rip in that fucking monster...WOW...that's all I can say...cuz nothing else can do it justice...WOW...all in all a great fucking show!!! Metallica did not disappoint...and I'd go see them again in a flash...
Saturday night consisted of mom and dad's, then Clayton's house for a Pirate party....I can't remember much from this night....everything is quite foggy still....so i'll just make some points...
1. Sasko and Me split a 60 of rye...
2. I had been drinking at mom and dads since 5:30, had some real good eats...
3. Lying in the closet for awhile...
4. Trampoline..
5. Drinking a bunch of Sunlight..(gross)
6. Making a fool out of myself...
That's all I can think of right now...i'm hurting...and I am going to bed...sorry for such a lameass update after so long...but I have no more energy....I'll do more shortly...
Also I resurrected the Pontiac....plates cost me 9.76 bucks a month...cannot complain about that! It's an anitque now...HA!
Darren I miss you...
Thanx for everybody being so awesome on Saturday night....it was good...
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Sosotired P
10:50:47 PM
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